A fat man walks up to a little boy and said hi! Little boy said hi. Fat guy said do you want a dollar lil boy said no. Fat man said why? Lil boy said I am scared of fat people. Fat man says why are you scared of fat […]
How to cross a road in Nigeria: Look right and left for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet.