A blonde walks into a hair salon. She asks for a cut, and requests that the hairstylist cut around the earphones she’s wearing. The hairstylist does. She returns every month for the next year, and every month, she’s wearing the same earphones, which the stylist has to cut around. On […]
Barack Obama walks into a bar but he is invisible
Barack Obama walks into a bar but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says “Ok, I’ll bite. Why are you invisible?” Barack says “Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it.” “And then…importantly…A genie came out.” “The genie said I could have…3 […]