A fellow went to the doctor for a physical examination… … The doctor found him fit as a fiddle, with no sign of any ailments… but when the man left the office, he dropped dead right outside the door. The nurse hurried in and told the doctor, “That man you […]
Patient 1: Why did you run away from the operation table? Patient 2: The nurse was repeatedly saying ‘don’t get nervous’, ‘don’t be afraid’, ‘be strong’, ‘this is a small operation only’, things like that. Patient 1: So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid? Patient 2: […]
A woman called up St Johns hospital and asked “I want to know if the patient Sarah James in Room No 1438 is getting better” The nurse replied, “She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving […]
Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer : Where do they sleep? Farmer: The Black one or the. White one? […]
Three nuns die and arrive in heaven Three nuns arrive in heaven. Peter is standing at the gates, and he welcomes them into heaven, but tells them before they can enter they must answer a question. Peter comes to the first nun and asks “what was the name of the […]
Two mischievous boys, aged 8 and 10, are known for causing all sorts of trouble in their town. Their mother, hoping to discipline them, asks a preacher to speak to them. The preacher agrees, but he asks to see the boys individually.The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, […]
A guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a little too much to drink, and being responsible, decides to walk home and come back to get his car later. On the walk home, he suddenly has a rumble in his […]
A father takes his son to the casino and they lose $1,000 in one hour. Dad tells his disappointed son “don’t worry son we’ll come back tomorrow and do better” The next day they come back to the casino and the dad grabs $1,000 and throws it in the garbage […]
An old bloke woke up to celebrate 92nd birthday and spoke to his toes. He said, “Hello toes! How are you? You know, you’re 92 today. Oh the times we’ve had! Remember we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance […]
A woman has a serious accident and ends up in the hospital undergoing surgery. Her husband waits in the waiting room, distraught, when several hours later the surgeon exits the operating room and approaches him. ‘Hello, the surgery went well. Unfortunately, the recovery will be very long. First, she’ll need […]
There was once a taxi driver named Skyye….who frequented the taxi stands by the port and, one day, a Russian captain flagged him down. The captain wanted a good time in New York City, so Skyye took him to an early Broadway show, a couple of exceptional bars, and to […]
A woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope. . . due to inflation, […]
A man finds a magic lantern on the beach A genie comes out and says “I will grand you three wishes, but I’m a different type of genie, I need you to know whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double.” The guy is kind of amazed the genie […]
