Zoff between Christkind and Santa Claus

Santa Claus and Santa Claus are in the fight 
Literally in the Christmas season. 
Christkind says, “I am the hero of the Holy Hour, 
you Coleman, do not disturb me in my happy round. 
Finally, I was born baby Jesus in Bethlehem. 
Have sworn the people peace on earth. 
When I appear, then love in the world matters 
not the gifts, not the glitter, not the money. “

“Ho, ho, ho,” growls Santa, angry. 
“It’s me who 
can fulfill every desire to have a baby in the Christmas workshop . 
At Christmas I want to make all children happy. 
With pretty dolls, books, games and lots of great stuff. 
Only once a year should every child on earth be a 
truly rich king. 
Wrapping paper and eating cookies – you have your halo. 
A loving heart alone does not make your feet warm. 
Drum swirls. I bring people their happy Christmas greetings. “

Christkind plucks his wingtips sublime. 
“At Christmas, the families should sit closely together. 
They should tell stories, spin fairy tales and believe in the good. 
Enough of the worries that rob us of peace all year round. 
I bring strength and confidence, a home full of security. 
And under the radiant Christmas tree – contemplation. 
Drum red kilt, rewind your reindeer from the sledge. 
You all Gernegroß have no good manners at all. “

Santa, he rages and rages through the icy snow. 
What should become of this Christmas? Ojemine. 
The reindeer nibbles bored on the straw around, 
also this loud argument will soon become too stupid. 
I listen and stroke the pretty animal. 
Then I close the golden door. 
Immediately take my family by the hand tenderly. 
I think I’ve already recognized the true Christmas message

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