One man watched the Mel Gibson movie “The Passion of Christ” and is so excited that he travels to Israel with the whole family to visit the places where Jesus lived and died. During this time, his mother-in-law dies . The Undertaker in Tel Aviv tells him that they could have the body repatriated for 10,000 euros, or that they could bury their mother-in-law for 500 euros in Tel Aviv.
The man does not think long and explains: “She is convicted!”
The Undertaker asks: “Are you sure, that’s a damn high price and we would also hold a dignified funeral here.”
Then the man: “Listen, 2000 years ago, a man was buried here, who rose again after three days, I would not take the risk!”