Yesterday I phoned some celebrities and asked them the following question:
“What do you say to the World Cup preliminary round of
the German team?”
Here are the answers:
Uwe Seeler: That was clear. Only the HSV!
Jenny Jürgens: The next time will be better – but please with Sané!
Stefan Effenberg: A stinky finger would be understated!
Martin Schulz: Now I really need a selfie with Jogi Löw!
Alexander Gauland: Nobody wants a lion to neighbors!
Sahra Wagenknecht: That was the defeat of a capitalist and imperialist force that did not understand what this world is really about!
Campino: Elf Jägermeister instead of a world champion!
Sandro Wagner: Do not regret anything!
Hape Kerkeling: They’ll be gone!
Siegfried and Roy: Badly bellowed, Löw!
BILD: We are Messdiener (mea maxima culpa)!
Martin Winterkorn: The software of the team has falsified the result!
Markus Söder: Bayern players have messed up the state election! Expect sorry!
President Frank-Walter Steinmeier: The Germany flag is set in front of all public buildings at half-mast until a new national coach is found.
President Vladimir Putin: Stalingrad sends his regards!
Queen Elisabeth II .: I’m amused!
Waldemar Hartmann: Again we have lost a war!
Giovanni Trappatoni: What do Lööööw allow? He finished!
Didi Hallervorden: That was palimberlim and bottle empty!
Jogi Löw: We have seen that we have improved. But the others did too – and that was very unfair and will have an aftermath!
Dr. Müller-Wolfarth: The proof that we have nothing to do with doping! Verplay instead of Vint (methamphetamine).
Oliver Bierhoff: What do you want ?! Leave me alone with this shit!
Marco Reuss: The coach said: Play at half-time, because there’s still a long way to go before the final!
Joschka Fischer: With permission, Mr. Löw, you are an asshole!
Andrea Nahles: They’ll get another hit on me!
President Reccep Erdogan: Bu benim suçum! – It’s my fault!
Christian Lindner: Better not win than win bad!
Mesut Özil: – – –
Pope Francis: The Kroos Gate was a gift from the Lord and blasphemed by Sweden’s clenched fist.