Damn Funny

You do not have to take credit for a downed twin-exhaust Golf at 18. You do not have to pee with strangers in a row. In the cinema, you can howl unrestrainedly without anyone looking stupid. The expiry date of yogurts in your fridge has not expired. You do not […]

Two nuns leave their convent to sell biscuits. One of them is known as Sister Math (SM) and one as Sister Logic (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from their convent … SL: “Did you notice that a man has followed us in the last […]

A man who has to work longer calls home. When a little girl answers, he says: “Hello darling, can you get mum on the phone”? The answer: “No, that will not work, it’s just with Uncle Peter in the bedroom!” Short silence. Then again the man: “But honey, you have […]

An Austrian is sitting at breakfast, with coffee, croissants, butter and jam, as a gum crouching German sits next to him . Without being prompted, he begins a conversation: “Do you Austrians eat all the bread?” The Austrian is reluctant to distract from his breakfast and replies: “Yes, of course” […]

A woman was walking along the beach as she tripped over a bottle. She picked up the bottle and rubbed it off – suddenly a genie appeared to her! The woman asked in astonishment if she had three wishes. The ghost said, “Nope, I’m really sorry, this three-wish story is […]

The next day my wife and I went shopping in a mall. I looked at her as she tried on 3 beautiful but expensive dresses. Since she could not decide, I told her to take all 3. She could not believe her own ears, and so motivated by my understanding […]