Dogman
Once lived a dog who had supernatural abilities. So he decided to become a superhero. So he made a costume out of a pair of tights and called himself Dogman. In real life he was called Superdog, but he did not like that name.
First, Dogman had to decide who he really wanted to help, the poor or the rich. Since he did not want to decide he took the middle ground, he helped the average citizens with their problems. Well, what do 0815 people have problems with? He had to find out first. No, he had to eat something before, his stomach growled like that. That’s why he barked until his master gave him something. He hated eating from the bowl, he found it so depressing. But Dogman did not want to do anything himself, even if he could, He was too lazy for that.
Then he had to go with his Mr. Gassi, that he could do his business, and then it could start, in the fight, we help the people. No, actually I’m pretty sleepy right now, it occurred to him, people will still feel bad in two hours, they can wait. So he lay down at home on the sofa and dozed off immediately. He dreamed of wonderful meadows and fields, over which he chased the ugliest cats and then wallowed in a swamp.
After two hours, he was torn from his dreams by the mistress, she pulled him over with the broom. You know you did not lose anything on the bench, she shouted. Oh yes, for me the ugly rug over there, which the neighboring cat has finished, he thought sarcastically. But now it was time to save people from the dangers of everyday life. But the cross hurts so badly, the broom is really hard, he felt. A massage would be great now, but he will hardly get it, he had to make do with a caressing, more was for a mutt like him just not in it. So he went to the kitchen to the boss and snuggled against her leg. She always gets weak, he thought.
This time, however, it was different and she gave the poor dogman a kick. You can see that I’m cooking, she screamed. Oh, that hurt. What now? His back still hurt him too much to relieve the suffering in the world and he was not stroked. What time was it again? Already four? Well then, off in front of the TV, my series start right away, it shot him through the head. Like every day, he looked at the Mexican soap operas and, like every day, he came crying. Actually, dogs can not cry, but it was just so tragic.
Dogman could not fight his tears. Why had Juan just left Concuela? How could he do that? This pig! Now the poor dog was so ready, he could not help anyone, he had to be helped. Fortunately, the gentleman just came home from work and scratched the sentimental dog on his stomach.
He decided not to become a superhero, better to lie on his lazy skin all day long, he said. Why had Juan just left Concuela? How could he do that? This pig! Now the poor dog was so ready, he could not help anyone, he had to be helped.
Fortunately, the gentleman just came home from work and scratched the sentimental dog on his stomach. He decided not to become a superhero, better to lie on his lazy skin all day long, he said. Why had Juan just left Concuela? How could he do that? This pig! Now the poor dog was so ready, he could not help anyone, he had to be helped. Fortunately, the gentleman just came home from work and scratched the sentimental dog on his stomach. He decided not to become a superhero, better to lie on his lazy skin all day long, he said.