Company’s CEO Boredom
The CEO of a large multinational group wanders in his office of 120 m2 bored by the boredom of a new day of gland. After consulting his emails illustrated ass, the course of the CAC40 and a few minutes of loft story on the net, he decides to call his vice president (immersed in a game network tetris).
Once in the office, he says to her,
“Listen, I have a terrible concern about my wife … I wonder if making love to her is a work issue or does it is just a matter of pleasure? ”
The embarrassed Vice-President replied without getting too wet:
- “Frankly, I have no idea, Mr. President.”
- “You have an hour to give me the answer!”
The Vice President runs to see his Deputy Vice President (who read the team quietly in his office of 60m2) and poses the problem: - “A question, if our dear President fucks his wife, in your opinion, it is is a business case or is it just for fun? ”
- “So there, I do not know,” he answers.
- “You have 55 minutes to answer me !!” The Deputy Vice President goes to see his financial director (on coffee break) …
- “If our president skips his sweetheart, is it work or pleasure?”
- “Financially, the cost is zero, so I can not answer …”
- “You have 45 minutes …”
This one will see his head of department (in meeting), - “If the old man kisses his girlfriend ?, That’s the job or it’s just for fun?
- I do not know!”
- “20 minutes”
The project manager will see one of its technical managers who will ultimately ask one of his underlings in the middle of a flurry, with ten specifications on the table, three months of work on the back, full of doc. to write, the smokers’ e-mail, the phone that rings all the time … - “Oh, the presta!
- Not now, I’m up to the neck, I have no time, I have lots of things to do “”
- “It’s super urgent !! We need you to answer ”
-” Go, What is it? “Ask the messenger boy.
-” - “Stop, too easy, it’s fun!” Affirms the provider.
- “Wait, how can you know that fast?” The provider responds indignant:
- In this box, if it was ever a job, it’s me who would be typing it to me !!! ”