A lady is getting some new carpet put down in her house. The carpet layer is just finishing up the job, and looking forward to a cigarette when he realizes his cigarettes have fallen out of his shirt pocket. He looks around, and there, in the middle of the room, […]
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law, unfortunately killing her instantly. At the funeral service, the farmer stood near the casket […]