Category: Funny Story

Little Red Riding Hood goes through the forest. Suddenly the wolf jumps out of the bushes. W: “I’m eating you now!” R: “Oh shit!” W: “Well, well, because it’s you: Before I’m beating you, you have three wishes left, so?” R: “Well, you know, I did not have much sex […]

An elderly man wanted to have fun in his life again and decided with his friends a week trip to Vegas, without the knowledge of his wife. He was lucky, because by the time he wanted to fly to Vegas with his friends to hit the shit, his wife was […]

Three women play a game, just like that, for the pastime. One describes her job and the others guess. Says the first: “I fly daily with my plane from Hamburg to Mallorca and back.” “Sure, you’re a pilot !” Says the second: “I save the lives of many people.” After […]

One man watched the Mel Gibson movie “The Passion of Christ” and is so excited that he travels to Israel with the whole family to visit the places where Jesus lived and died. During this time, his mother-in-law dies . The Undertaker in Tel Aviv tells him that they could […]

In the zoo one is Gorilla broken out and sitting on a tree . Finally the gorilla hunter comes with his equipment: A baseball bat, a rope, a rifle and a sharp Rottweiler . He asks one of the guards to help him. Hunter : “Listen, I’ll climb the tree, […]

Boris Yeltsin , George Bush and Erich Honecker are in the African desert . The three are persecuted by locals . Yeltsin writes on a note: “1000 rubles if you do not pursue us further.” But the locals continue to pursue the three. Bush also writes a note: “$ 1,000,000 […]

John invited his mother to eat in his two-person flat. While eating, his mother realizes how beautiful his roommate really is. For some time she plays with the idea that the two could have a relationship and that makes them uncertain. During the evening, as she watches the two, she […]

Once upon a time there was a bird girl called Daisy. Daisy was very sad because her feathers were completely white. All other budgies had beautiful colorful feathers – green, blue or yellow. She was the only one who was not colorful at all. There were no color pigments in her feathers, so she […]

Once upon a time there was a cute black and white dog named Boomer. Every night he met with his dog friends to go for a walk. He was looking forward to it every day, as it is today. As he marched off that evening, his friends John and Fly were already […]

Enclosed a horror story that I already wrote in the nineties as a student, but never published. It is inspired by the ancient Greek tale ‘The Bride of Amphipolis’ of the phlegon of Tralleis. May I introduce myself? My name is Philinnion, daughter of Demostratos of Amphipolis. For over two thousand years I […]

It was the sixth day after his departure when the train arrived in the village and he had done everything to his satisfaction. But before he wanted to rise to Falkenhorst, he went to the nearby grocer to bring his Anna a few little things. There were quite a few women […]

It was a knight at the time of knight, who was just not very tall and therefore lived in a very small castle. There all the bad knights came. Or where they thought the knights were bad. Once a year, good knights came from the same team and attacked the miniburg. Those who resist […]