You do not have to take credit for a downed twin-exhaust Golf at 18. You do not have to pee with strangers in a row. In the cinema, you can howl unrestrainedly without anyone looking stupid. The expiry date of yogurts in your fridge has not expired. You do not […]
Two nuns leave their convent to sell biscuits. One of them is known as Sister Math (SM) and one as Sister Logic (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from their convent … SL: “Did you notice that a man has followed us in the last […]
A man who has to work longer calls home. When a little girl answers, he says: “Hello darling, can you get mum on the phone”? The answer: “No, that will not work, it’s just with Uncle Peter in the bedroom!” Short silence. Then again the man: “But honey, you have […]
