A fox in the forest catches a little chicken that strayed away from the farm. The chicken sees the fox is about to eat him and begs: Please, don’t kill me! Let’s go back to my farm together, and I’ll bring my mom out to you, swear! A big, fat, […]
A lady went to the butcher shop to buy a chicken. The lady looked in the meat case and saw several chickens, the price marked was $3.50 per pound. She told the butcher his price for chicken was too high. She said across town the butcher priced his chickens at […]
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” […]
An alien couple land their saucer in a farmer’s field Long They approach the house and explain to the farmer and his wife that they are intergalactic swingers. He asks them is it ok to spend the night and then go back to their planet in the morning. The farmer […]
A Mom was driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns.“It is not polite.” “OK,” the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?”“Now […]
A family was driving in their car through an Arizona desert. When they ran into a family of skunks. They stop the car and get out so that they could check on the family of skunks to make sure they were alright. They found all of the skunks to be […]
A mans bragging about his promotion to vice president got so out of hand even his wife was annoyed. “Look, being a vice president isn’t that special,” she said. “They even have a vice president of peas at the supermarket!” Not believing her for one second, the man called the […]
Two people meet in heaven and fall in love. They approach God ask to be married. God agrees and asks for some time. In a few years, God comes back with a clergyman who marries the couple. After some time, the couple falls out of love and asks God for […]
A woman is walking home with her daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, “Mummy, how did I get my name?” “Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that’s why we named you Rose.” The second […]
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh!, Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”, he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?” “3 were on a beer […]
A local psychic hotline opened up a new number especially for frogs, called “The Psychic Frog- line.” A frog called, wanting to know his future. “You will meet a beautiful young girl,” predicted the psychic. “This is great!” said the frog. “Where will I meet her? At a party? At […]
A true friend is a rare and precious gift. They are the ones who stand by your side through thick and thin, never abandoning you in your times of need. True friendship is built on a foundation of trust, loyalty, and unwavering support. A real friend is there to celebrate […]
Air Force One crashed in the middle of a large farm property in rural America. Panic-stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree […]
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