British archaeologists
A few months ago, German archaeologists found, by digging some 50 meters deep, copper residues. After careful scrutiny, the German authorities make an incredible announcement: “25,000 years ago, the Goths had deployed a whole telephone network on their territory.”
The British Government, far from being impressed by the news, orders at once to carry out deeper searches. At 100 meters deep, British archaeologists discovered glass fragments and concluded that 35,000 years ago the English had a network of fiber optics.
Vexed, French researchers are also to undertake excavations. But, despite a search more than 200 meters deep, French archaeologists find nothing. France, after a thorough analysis of the situation, has just made its conclusion: “55,000 years ago, the Gauls had mobile phones.”