The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help:“Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher responded,“Sir, I don’t think I heard you correctly? A cat at your home?” “A cat! He has invaded my house and is walking towards me!”Again […]
Old woman at the nursing home
The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked.“Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!”“What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking […]
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, […]