On the first day she packed all her belongings in boxes, boxes and suitcases. On the second day, she had ordered the forwarder to pick up her things. On the third day, she sat for the last time, by candlelight, in her splendid salon, put on good music, and celebrated […]
A buffalo herd moves only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest animals at the finish that are killed first. This natural selection serves the herd as a whole, because the speed and health of the unit is maintained or […]
I DECIDED: “I no longer accept applications for a retirement home!” !!! Instead, I grant reservations for a cruise. My health minister Ulla Schmidt has given me the reasons for this: “The average cost for a retirement home is 200 EUR per day.” I have checked a reservation for the […]
Judge: “This is a very brutal offense, if you want to reckon with some leniency, you have to give us an explanation.” The man: “She was so stupid, I just had to kill her!” Judge: “That’s even worse, if you do not want the jury to plead guilty from the […]
In the morning at 3 o’clock in Germany. The phone rings. “Hi?” “Hello, this is telephone counseling, are you alright?” “As?” “Here is the telephone counseling, we call as a precaution round, if anyone has suicidal intentions.” “What! At 3 o’clock in the morning?” “This is the right time for […]
