Alcohol and intellectual level (funny story)

A buffalo herd moves only as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest animals at the finish that are killed first.
This natural selection serves the herd as a whole, because the speed and health of the unit is maintained or even improved by the regular selection of the weakest members.

Similarly, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest cells let the electrical signals pass.
Recent epidemiological studies have shown that overuse of alcohol destroys brain cells, but attacks the slowest and weakest cells first.
Regular beer consumption thus helps to eliminate weak brain cells and thus makes the brain an increasingly faster and more efficient machine.

The results of this extensive study confirm and confirm the causal relationship between weekend-long parties and professional achievements.
It also explains why a few years after leaving university and marrying, professionals can no longer match the performance of the students.
Only those who continue to devote themselves to “non-alcoholic drinking” can maintain the intellectual level that they achieved during their studies.

So, this is a call to arms.
If our country loses its technological edge, we can not put our heads in the sand! Let’s go back to the bar and eat again.
Our employers and our country need our best performance, and we did not want to block our career opportunities. Let’s live with the bottle and do our utmost.

Forward this message to all your friends, acquaintances, and work colleagues who may be at risk of losing their capacity.

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