A woman was walking along the beach

A woman was walking along the beach as she tripped over a bottle.
She picked up the bottle and rubbed it off – suddenly a genie appeared to her!
The woman asked in astonishment if she had three wishes.

The ghost said, “Nope, I’m really sorry,
this three-wish story is only in fairy tales,
I’m a one-wish-and-die-of-the-bottle
genie So, what can it be?”

The woman did not hesitate for long. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East, do you see this map? I want all these countries to stop fighting among themselves, the Arabs to love the Jews and the rest of the world, and vice versa, that will create peace and harmony all over To give the world. “

The Genie looked at the card and exclaimed, “My dear lady, be reasonable, these countries have been fighting each other for thousands of years, and after spending 500 years in this bottle, I’m not in such good shape. I’m good, but not sooooo good! I do not think I can do it, tell me another wish, but please be reasonable this time. “

The woman thought for a moment and said, “Okay, I have not found the right man yet, you’re fine, one of the most considerate and funny, likes to cook and help in the household, is good in bed, with my family comes along ‘Do not squat all day in front of the telly and watch sports and be loyal … I wish that to me … a good man.’

The genie sighed and said, “Show me that damned map again.”

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