A monkey goes into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Do you have baanaanes?
- No, we do not have bananas.
- Do you have baanaaaanes? insists the monkey.
- No, no bananas here!
- Do you have baanaaaanes? the animal persists.
- No, but are you deaf or what ?! If you ask me again if I have bananas, I nail your tongue on the counter !!
- Do you have nails? then question the monkey.
- No … the bartender responds, exasperated.
- Do you have baanaaaanes?