A monkey goes into a bar

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the bartender:

  • Do you have baanaanes?
  • No, we do not have bananas.
  • Do you have baanaaaanes? insists the monkey.
  • No, no bananas here!
  • Do you have baanaaaanes? the animal persists.
  • No, but are you deaf or what ?! If you ask me again if I have bananas, I nail your tongue on the counter !!
  • Do you have nails? then question the monkey.
  • No … the bartender responds, exasperated.
  • Do you have baanaaaanes?

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