George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He is sent straight to hell where the devil is already waiting for him. “I do not know what to do,” says the devil, “You’re on my list, but I do not have a spare room left, so you definitely have […]
The first day of school in an American school
The class teacher introduces the class to a new student, Sakiro Suzuki (the son of Sony’s CEO). The hour begins. Class teacher: “Let’s see who controls American cultural history, who said: Give me freedom or death.” Mousestill in class, Suzuki raises his hand: “Patrick Henry 1775 in Philadelphia” Very good, […]
The happy DIY enthusiast WE OPERATE OPA
A situation that can hardly be uglier. You sit comfortably at the tastefully arranged dinner, think about the origins of Brussels sprouts, look forward to a relaxing evening in the circle of your potato chips and think otherwise nothing dramatic, as they suddenly perceive an indistinct rattling. A quick appeal […]
The MS (Microsoft) death certificate
Hospital death certificate: Name: Bill Gates Time: Shortly after the release of WinDoc 10.0 (“Windows for Doctors”, V10.0) Cause of death: General malfunction in HERZ_LUNG_MASCHINE.EXE caused by TETRIS.EXE – All processes stopped. Restart with Ctrl + Alt + Del Backup not found: (A) bort, (R) etry, (P) anic? Keyboard not […]