Day: July 17, 2019

Prove your courage and …  … stand with a bundle of 1000-mark notes in hand at Duisburg main station  … wear a T-shirt with the inscription ‘skin the bulls flat as Stullen’ at the next large-scale demonstration  . .. calls in the turmoil of the Düsseldorf Carnival once loud ‘Kölle […]

A farmer (B) sits in the pub and pours himself. If his buddy (K) comes in and asks him: “Hey, why are you sitting here in broad daylight and eating yourself?”  B (lolling): “Some things just can not be explained …”  K: “What have you experienced?”  B (continuing to drink): “Today […]

A limousine driver should Pope Benedict XVI. pick up from the airport. Having stowed away all the Pope’s luggage (and that’s not all), he realizes that Ratzi is still not in the car and addresses him: “Excuse me, Your Holiness, would you care to get in the car? set so we can go? […]

In the beginning was Aristotle, and dormant objects tended to rest, and moving objects tended to settle. Soon all the objects came to rest and God saw that this was boring.  Then God created Newton, and resting objects tended to rest, but moving objects tended to keep moving, and energy was […]

Once upon a time there was a man who loved eating boiled beans. He loved her, but unfortunately they always had such an unpleasant and somehow “living” effect on him.  One day he met a girl and fell in love with her. When they later wanted to marry, he thought, “She will […]