The little maline
A mother asks her 8-year-old daughter: “My darling, could you get me some bread at the bakery? “ The little girl takes the money that her mother gives her for bread, and leaves. When she returns, she holds in one hand the wand, in the other hand a ticket of […]
A week without my wife
ON MONDAY Alone at home. My wife left for the week. Awesome ! I feel we will live unforgettable moments, the dog and me. I put together a schedule set like music paper. I know exactly what time I will get up and how much time I spend in the […]
A week before Christmas
We are a week before Christmas and Santa prepares feverishly for the distribution of gifts while Santa Claus keeps harassing him for a week in the south. Unable anymore, Santa Claus hands him a plane ticket and said: Listen, I do not have time to go to the south. Here […]
Family dinners
A family is having lunch. The little girl of 10 years does not eat much, and she keeps the nose on her plate … After a moment, she said: I have something to announce you. The silence is made and all listen attentively. I’m no longer a virgin, and she […]
The good politician
During a reception, a young man of good family is introduced to the sub-prefect of his constituency. In spite of his notorious shyness, he addressed himself to the Sub-Prefect and asked him: “Excuse me, Mr. Sub-Prefect, would you allow me to ask you a question?” The Sub-Prefect surveys him and […]
Life of the Life-guard
Life of the Life-guard The lifeguard watches three senior women all around the 80 as they pull their tracks. The first 5 minutes without a break. Not bad, he thinks. The second 10 minutes without a break. Not bad either. But the third outperforms the two: 10 minutes, 15 minutes […]
Alienation as a means to knowledge
Alienation as a means to knowledge A shamefully sad funny example A woman and a man in a hot air balloon have lost their bearings. They go deeper and finally sift a man who looks up to them: “Sorry, can you help us? We have promised someone to meet him, but we do not […]
A Police Chief Officer
A Police Chief Officer A chief police officer sends his best policewoman to Aldi, there every Saturday a black Benz driver should park his Mercedes in the disabled parking lot! So the policewoman leaves, and lies on the wait! At eleven o’clock a black Benz arrives and actually parks in […]
Sick Ali and His Boss
Sick Ali and His Boss Ali is sick! Ali calls his boss in the morning and says: Scheffe … Ali nothing could come work today … Ali all hurts, … head hurts Ali … throat hurts … legs hurts! I do not come today, Scheffe. Does the boss say : […]
How many times ?
How many times ? Tired of a particularly hard day’s work, a man who returns home from his car is called a cuckold by another motorist. And this word teases him all the way, to the point that when he arrives at his place he asks for entry to his […]